Wednesday, October 25, 2006
wala lang just bored
IM BOTH A MARIE AND A MICHELLE
- Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled marie.
- If you kiss marie for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
- Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by marie fighting underground.
- Until the 1960s, marie was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
- In Vermont, the ratio of cows to marie is 10:1.
- You should always store marie in an airtight container in the fridge!
- Over 46,000 pieces of marie float on every square mile of ocean.
- Native Americans never actually ate marie; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
- There are 336 dimples on marie!
- The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only marie!
- Four-fifths of the surface of michelle is covered in water.
- According to the story, Pinocchio was made of michelle.
- The air around michelle is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
- More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in michelle.
- Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are michelle!
- US gold coins used to say 'In michelle we trust'.
- Michelle is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons!
- There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat michelle, though it may feel uncomfortable!
- Michelle can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!
- It is impossible to fold michelle more than seven times!
Labels: fun, jokes
marie on 9:06 PM